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A lot of people seem a bit confused by this, as they see Godless Protestants buying those little rubber johnnies and managing to keep enough disposable income to buy new cars and widescreen TV's, and they ask me:
"Pappa, why do we have to keep having children? Why can't we make the beast with two backs whenever we feel like it and not have to worry about having another mouth to feed?"
They seem to find this all very difficult to understand but I really don't see what the problem is. Let me explain.
Contraception is wrong because (a) I say so and (b) it prevents new Catholics being born and (c) it just is.
The use of condoms is a sin, and before all you bleeding heart liberals start crying about AIDS, let me tell you this: if you don't screw around, you don't get AIDS. And if your husband screws around and gets HIV and then infects you, well that's your own fault for not keeping him satisfied at home, isn't it?
If he's getting a proper meal at home, he's not going to pop out for a burger, if you get my drift. I know that Africa is ravaged by AIDS and people are dying by the thousands, but hey! As long as they don't use condoms they'll keep making more good Catholics so we'll win in the end :o)
"Pappa, why do we have to keep having children? Why can't we make the beast with two backs whenever we feel like it and not have to worry about having another mouth to feed?"
They seem to find this all very difficult to understand but I really don't see what the problem is. Let me explain.
Contraception is wrong because (a) I say so and (b) it prevents new Catholics being born and (c) it just is.
The use of condoms is a sin, and before all you bleeding heart liberals start crying about AIDS, let me tell you this: if you don't screw around, you don't get AIDS. And if your husband screws around and gets HIV and then infects you, well that's your own fault for not keeping him satisfied at home, isn't it?
If he's getting a proper meal at home, he's not going to pop out for a burger, if you get my drift. I know that Africa is ravaged by AIDS and people are dying by the thousands, but hey! As long as they don't use condoms they'll keep making more good Catholics so we'll win in the end :o)
posted by Pope Benedict XVI at 9:31 AM
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