Only Human

Night Caller

OK, so some of the team may have, on a very rare occasion, bumped into an altar boy who'd bent down to tie his shoelaces. This is a perfectly harmless accident which could happen to anyone, but it's been blown way out of proportion by the liberal media.

They'd have us ruin a man's life for one or two mistakes he may - or may not - have made years and years ago, and let's face it, something that happened years ago can hardly be relevent today can it?

These opportunists are bleeding Mother Church dry, and as you know times are hard. We're not as wealthy as we once were, now that the evil, secular, Satanist politcians of Europe have lost their faith.

Now, we in the Catholic Church are nothing if not reasonable. If - for whatever reason - a parish feels they have some totally unfounded objection to their priest, then we can move him elsewhere.

Surely that's enough, isn't it?

Would they really have us dismiss a perfectly good priest, just to satisfy their twisted desires for revenge for some imagined misdeed, when he might still have years of good Missionary work left in him? A few mistakes in a man's past are no reason to undermine the Church.

After all, we're all about forgiveness, aren't we?